that's right, i'm imitating sadistic monkey, now ask me questions.
I'll start my Procrastinators Club tomorrow.
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What happens when you die?
Nothing happens, you don't go anywhere, you're stuck in the ground.
why is it so comforting to be an Athiest? Is it because you don't feel pressured that there isn't anything that comes after and that you can do whatever you want? Would you be frightened if you believed that something was staring down at you?
Because I don't like to live a life knowing that I hve to restrain myself, like, if someone very important to me dies I can feel sadness without thinking that some deity made it happen.
Ever seen south park's Run God Run?
No.
god made adam and eve not adam and steve!
God didn't make anyone, we evolved from microscopic organisms.
God doesnt exist, if he did, then he is one greedy fuck, he wants billions of people to serv him. I'm sorry but I dont want to hand him his lunch every danm day. And why create 1 planet wqith life? why have some thing so huge with no other life in it? Well guess what, there is other life, god is not realy and there is no way any of you can proove he is.
Now my question.
Why does the world go round? :o
Elaborate please.
If God isn't real then answer me this:
Yesterday I was falling down and as I fell I asked God to skin my knee to prove he was real. Sure enough, my knee was skinned after falling. Don't you think this is proof enough?
Omg, you are rigth, here let me try I will close my eyesright now, and if God exists, when I open them, I will be on my usrerpage on NG!
Omg let's try.
HOLY SHIT, I'M ON MY USERPAGE GOD MUST EXIST!
^
How did god come out of nothing?
How come you can't eat just one Lays Potatoe Chip?
Why is it that New Jersey is a state?
WHY DON'T PEOPLE RE-NAME STATES?
OH NORTH AND SOUTH CAROLINA
REAL FUCKING ORIGIONAL GUYS.
WHICH DIPSHIT THOUGHT OF HAVING TWO AMERICAS?
THERE IS ONLY ONE AMERICA.
THEN THERES BRASSSIL AND SMEXICO
Woah.
I just vented a shitload.
w00t
you vented too much shitloads, i'm afraid D:
Are you really 13?
I can vaguely remember you saying that you were 12.
i turned 13 on june 30th.
Ah.
Happy late birthday.
Thank you c:
When you die there is nothing, so there is also nothing to worry about because you won't be there and you won't know you're dead because you are gone, finito, boombabybalooza.
The only thing of me being an atheist is that i get stupid jehova-people coming to MY door every fucken half year, asking me if i want to know stuff about that god and jesus character... And that christians and people from other religions, but mostly christians, keep bitching about me not being a christian and trying to convince me to be one.
So here's my question: How do i keep them away without hurting them too much? Because i am tired of using knives, saws and eye-poppers and my basement is getting too bloody and filthy, and they scream too much.
How?
You tape a burnt bible onto your window, if that doesn't work act posessed.
can i have a cookie?
yes.
im athest to but wonder alot how does the mind work like thinking is wierd and there are others with a mind like me to how did they come here and what hapens to your mind does it go on wile your body is gone?
Why is it that we're called America when we should really be South Canada?
I have no idea.
Sispri
You gay?
ngmastah
Fuck no.